What a fine night it is tonight, listeners, especially for the latest news about our little freehold and its members. I’ll be touching on larger news later on, for those that are new, but I always like to start off with the latest from our very own. I’m sorry if you feel this is too personal—I can’t help what I see!
Ah, how nice it is tonight. My studio is chilled to perfection, though I hope if you’re so inclined, that you’re capable of staying warm. Ah, speaking of warm, we seem to have a new Brewer in town. And what a sight he is! I’m sorry, Amy, but there’s really nothing that can compare to the Fairest. Oh, how we’ve met with such a windfall of beautiful people lately. First Thornglow something like six months ago, then three months ago we found Skittish, and then Riley at the turning of Winter, sweet Winter, and now we also have Liam among our ranks. I do hope we can handle it all without fainting.
Though… it would be nice to see some more explicitly female Fairest, if I’m honest. Both of our most recent additions are so kind, though. Liam prepared a drink that I actually enjoyed.
Riley and Skittish seem to be getting along well. It’s good to see roommates that don’t fight. We have so many that do… I’d like to take this moment to thank Crypta for practically never being around in the first place, so arguments never happen at all. Not that we’d argue much anyway. You’re a dear, Crypta. I’m sorry I’ve addressed you on the air again—I know I said I was going to stop, but I forgot, what with all the news there is to report.
Ah, yes! I’d almost forgotten. Our dearest Queen of Wrath, Terra, found a new changeling as well while on her way to the mall with some of her closest friends, Anna, Mikhail, and Cygnus. She brought her over to Hungry Tatarind Lalonde and Viola, and things seem to be going well! Elu seems suspicious, but extremely well-meaning. I hope we’ll meet soon, Elu!
Bucky and Maggie went out and grabbed some goblin fruits from the Hedge recently. Hopefully this will mean good things for us, as we do know that Maggie is quite talented at healing when she needs to.
Sandra seems like she should probably be left alone for a while. I will take the fall for this one. I was severely late to our planned outing, and that is one hundred percent my bad. I’m sorry.
On an unrelated note, what has been up with Landon lately? Does anyone know? He’s been wandering the Hedge an awful lot. Maybe he’s looking for the others that I’ve seen. Who knows? Landon is a mystery.
I’ll leave you with that. Stay tuned for sweet tunes and some local news! I’ll see you in a few.